As we all slowly re-emerge from our Covid cocoons, shed the sweat pants, and fill up our social calendars, you’re probably wondering about the basic logistics of your new life out there. You know? The world. With other people. Who forgot how to read facial expressions… 

And those other people that we’re most looking forward to seeing are the groomed and perfumed faces during military ball season. Why? Believe it or not, the more formal setting will make it easier to get back into socializing. Etiquette. Decorum. Drinking a little more discreetly than on the Zoom call. Easy!

Just in case you’re worried, military tradition and modern health protocols can go hand-in-hand. Whether you’re throwing a pre-game get-together, doing something less official than usual, or holding a smaller gathering than you’re used to, you can still outfit your event with the right swag.

1. .308 Real Bullet Whiskey Glass

Paper cups are confusing. Though they remind us of our Academy days of tailgating and driving out to impromptu woodsers, we think you need an upgrade for military ball season. Not to mention the fact that these glasses with unique real bullets will make it easier to keep track of whose is whose. Keep the germs at bay and impress? You don't say. 

2. .308 Bullet Bottle Opener Keychain

We all know about the legendary lines at the cash bar. One way to take the heat off your bartenders? Let your guests grab and go from the bar with these bullet bottle keychain openers. Cut down on the crowd around the booze, and give your guests a memorable party favor they'll actually use. 

3. AR-15 7 oz. Hip Flask

Military balls are high class affairs. Don’t get caught bending the elbow too frequently in front of your CO. What you need is a discreet drinking option that matches the level of your toughest SERE training. Smuggle the most sensitive material from your liquor cabinet in Lucky Shot’s secret weapon, the AR Flask.

4. .50 Caliber Real Bullet Twist Pen in Brass

At some point, the party will end. That paperwork’s not gonna do itself. But you can do it in style, and with speed, with the classic twist pen made from a real 50 Caliber Bullet. You’ll be making editorial comments with sniper-like accuracy. You’ll sign checks with at 2,100 feet-per-second. And you won’t even need a spotter. Now if that doesn’t make a marksman, we don’t know what does.